Thursday, January 29, 2009

MEN

Stacy and I haven't always had the best luck when it comes to dating. I've met some great guys and had some nice times, but it seems like there is always some kind of a problem. Sometimes the timing is off. One person is really into the relationship and the other isn't so much. By the time the "isn't" person comes around the "is" person is usually moving on and now not so into it. Or sometimes communication is the issue. Two people want to get along and want to be together, but just cannot get those communication skills in sync with each other. Sometimes the people just drive each other crazy - even though the love each other they are just different and it doesn't quite work. Sometimes one member of the relationship has unrealistic expectations for the other. Maybe there is too much negativity involved and it seems like nobody can do anything right. Or maybe it's distance that keeps people apart. Regardless, there are many many reasons why relationships are difficult and so often won't work out. This can be so frustrating, but as a wise father often says, "The only thing that is easy is getting in trouble." So true.

As the years have passed and two fabulous sisters have watched Cupid's arrows whiz by and puncture everyone else around us, we have decided to take matters into our own hands...the best way we know how. It is becoming a tradition that when we are together we "make men". These men, made out of gingerbread, are delightful. We can create them to be anything we want (or don't want). We have a mold for the "perfect man", but we aren't shallow... we make a variety of men and appreciate them all. We had a tall man, a skinny man, a cowboy, a fat man, a Christian man, etc, etc... and they each had unique personalities when it came to their dress/decoration. They did get a little puffed up when they went into the oven and kind of fell apart when they went into the storage container. But in the end, the most important part... they all tasted pretty good when we bit their heads off and they never had to have the last word. Someday we will find our Mr. Rights at the right time, but for now I will have to be satisfied with what comes out of the oven.

7 comments:

Mary Ann said...

You are hilarious Megan! I love your tradition with Stacy! I'm sorry you haven't yet met Mr. Right. He is out there waiting to find you too, don't worry. My mom didn't meet my dad until she was 28. She didn't have me until she was 30. You still have plenty of time. Hang in there.

MMHONEY said...

STAND TALL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Stacy said...

I couldn't have expressed it any better myself!! Those men...

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to hear that Megan. You know you can call anytime if you want.
BStiles

Anonymous said...

This is the most hilarious post EVER!!! I love it! Trust me Megan once you do find "Mr. Right" there are still alot of days you wouldnt mind trading him for one of those cookies!!! :-)
- Sarah

I am Megan said...

I need to mix up another batch!

David said...

gotta love the whole biting-their-heads-off thing. Talk soon :) xo